bald

Clean shaven genitals.

Her pussy is bald and smooth.

by Ashley January 6, 2004

Bald

West Coast Canadian slang for getting so high/stoned/baked off the good ‘ol marijuana/weed/chron/pot/giggle bush, that you feel as though you have suddenly lost all of your body hair, and are now so completely and utterly hairless, that you are able to transcend through the universe and feel complete, once again.

“Whoa man, that weed we smoked last night got me so fucking bald!”

by Big Chiller Jim (J’cB) November 20, 2020

bald

perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.

A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

bald

to have no hair where it is suppose to be

Britney Spears;

to be bald is now known as "To pull a Britney."

by Ashalee March 23, 2007

balded

the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.

bitch i almost died that shit balded me

I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.

Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.

by baldedbabe1993 November 11, 2018

bald

Taller than your hair.

Vin Deisil is bald.

by Neil Deprume and Deameon Havok April 9, 2006

bald

Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.

Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!

by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006