Baldemort

A parody off of "Voldemort", the primary antagonist in the Harry Potter series, who is bald.

"He-who-must-not-be-named..."

"Oh, would you just call him by his real name already! BALDEMORT!"

by darthbarracuda November 27, 2013

fanny balder

A high quality razor for the female genitalia.

I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023

Baldverrn

The true version of viverrn that he has been trying to hide from us

Guys stop im not baldverrn

by Anonymous_banana February 11, 2022

Balder

Where there's a party there's balder. Balder is the definition of a good night out even though your friends have passed out in a ditch.

Ayo, wanna go on some balder tonight?

by sheikob June 5, 2021

vintage balderdash

(noun) An erroneous concept conceived to imply that winners like Charlie Sheen actually have issues. Jealous losers, such as Chuck Lorre and Brooke Mueller exploit winners for their own personal gain, thus creating false impressions that result in vintage balderdash.

“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -Charlie Sheen

by Catmailer March 18, 2011

Baldemar

sexxyy

OMG! Did you see him? He is SO baldemar!!

by OMGWTFSTFU December 22, 2008

Baldercrap

To call something both balderdash and bullcrap, hence the name, "baldercrap".

1. My friend told me about scientology, saying that it was a real religion, but I know it's just baldercrap.

2. A guy was yelling about the end of the world, so I called "baldercrap!" and told him to STFU.

by Professor Hubert J Farnsworth November 19, 2009