baked goods

A slang term for a vagina.

"I hate cats but I love baked goods!"

by DrSpellChecker July 4, 2009

baked goods

a sexy stoner chick

bro: aw man whose that hazy hottie with the tidi?

dude:oh dude that chick, shes always high, shes baked goods... but i dunno her name.

by dooooooooooooooood August 13, 2011

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

baked goodz

When a friend is a total faggort and ditches everyone he knows to chase after some skanky pussy, he has "baked goodz"

This comes from the concept that after his balls have been severed from his body, they are baked in a pastry of some sort by the she-whore he has been pursuing. These "Baked Goodz" are then served to his former friends in an act spite.

"Hey, has anyone seen Steve?"

"Nope, Baked Goodz has been trolling the underbelly of the town looking for whores the last three weekends."

by Joe from Mint January 11, 2009

Home Baked Goods

The Home Baked Goods are the sweetest, kickasstastic band eva'

Coolbeans1: Dude, the Home Baked Goods are so awesome. Their music rocks.
Coolbeans2: I know. And they're hot, too.

by SexMuffin October 30, 2004

baked goods

When one person shits on another person's back and sprinkle it with pubes.

Josh, is that baked goods on your back?

by h00chymama December 7, 2007

BAKERY GIRLS

A group of girls who work at a family owned bakery. They create obsessions with one owner and believe he is their god. They’re loyal, loving, and have a unique bond. Remember to check their TikTok comments and your ring doorbell.

Watch out for those bakery girls around your husband. They’re contagious and impossible to escape.

by ZzZz111 January 18, 2021