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Jared Baird

a guy who says 'yeet' too much
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by norah hehe July 30, 2016
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The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing life saver I love this human being so much and I would literally give anything to meet her.
She is also talented as fuck and will go down in history ask anyone who loves her. And her brother Finneas is talented as well and I think he deserves more credit cuz he has an amazing voice and is just amazing in general.
Person 1: “Hey have you listened to Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell/ Billie Eilish?”
Person 2: “ hell yeah she’s gorgeous!”
by Lersoonsgshajahajajag June 18, 2020
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Kevin Baird

The bassist and background vocalist for Irish indie band Two Door Cinema Club. He is known for his trademark hipster glasses and muzzy beard. He is also the sexiest member of the trio.
by erinvanwyn223 January 1, 2012
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Diora Baird

An american model with amazing DDD breasts. Unortunately that's about all this "actress" has going for her.
Bro: That movie sucked, but did you see that chick with the huge rack?
Me: Yeah dude, that's Diora Baird. She's a supporting actress.
Bro: In what movie?
Me: In every movie.
by Quaff October 20, 2010
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Scared of the baird

A person, namely male, who is too scared to have sex.

The baird being a Scottish slang term for a vagina.
Guy 1: So did you two have sex last night?

Guy 2: nah...i...eh....just didnt feel like it.

Guy 1: nah you're just scared of the baird!
by BeccaaBee November 23, 2009
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Damon Baird

From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.

He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
1. Marcus: You're Baird.

Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?

2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?

Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?

3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?

Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is

cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...

Marcus: Hey Baird...

Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...

Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011
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Damon Baird

Damon Baird is a beast blond character from the gears of war series.
Baird, shut the fuck up-Marcus Fenix to Damon Baird
by Spartan-279 January 24, 2011
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