old cold belly badness

the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.

Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"

Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"

Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"

Ricky Gervais "WHY??"

Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"

Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"

by ljm18 December 10, 2008

Bainesexual

Attracted to Baine/DownUnder#8408 cause they're really hot and cool.

(Bro) Hey, bro

(Other Bro) What's up

(Bro) We love Baine, right?

(Other Bro) Yeah, bro

(Bro) Good bro, Baine is hot

(Other Bro) No cap, bro

(Bro) Kiss me, Bro

(Other Bro) Sorry, bro my only love is Baine

(Bro) Understandable, have a great day, my Bainesexual brotha

by Not Baine August 9, 2020

Baitness

1. A condition or degree of obviousness or denseness.

2. Might also be used in certain phrases as a desolate attempt to catch people's attention.

This term is only used by either AOL kiddies or the gayest of the queers on certain forums.

1. "OMFG Justin Timberlake is such gay baitness"

2. "Weekly baitness here!! Please someone read my post because I don't have a life outside of this forum."

by Enmitix December 11, 2003

Biness

An art of doing invisible business in Zimbabwe while you are a temporary President after a not coup.

We are open for biness, to the international community.

by Shona man June 24, 2018

badness in a box

Sweet. Double Awesome. Over the top excellent. When something additionally great happens after already expecting something good. Origin: Marion, Ohio c. 1987

Your parents let you stay over and you brought some Rold Gold pretzels? Badness in a box!

by unkumpfortable June 22, 2014

Badness

A term used to describe something really good, the opposite of peak (really bad)

That goal was badness mate

by Rio32LUFC March 5, 2019

Aidan Baines

The Aiden Baines is a madness it’s a paki that sticks his tiny sweaty cock in white girls cough cough Lauren disgusting

Oh look it’s an Aidan Baines

by The dark destroyer March 12, 2020