Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.

40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"


Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"

by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009

Turd Bailer

Another phrase for booty.

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

Bennett Bailer

1. A friend who makes the commitment to party and then doesn't show up and/or return your calls/texts.

2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.

Sam: Hey where's Matt? He said he was going to go out and party tonight.
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!

by Operator 826 December 21, 2009

bro-bailer

Someone who routinely bails on a bro, especially when he makes plans to hang out. He will often bail to hang with his mom, or wifey

Example 1:
Me: Hey Bro what time are we heading to the bar tonight?
Bro: Sorry got plans with my mom and wifey.
Me: Oh, okay, thanks bro-bailer. We made plans two days ago.

Example 2:
Me: David never hangs out with his bros... Dudes a total bro-bailer bro.
My bro: totally dude.

by Svco November 3, 2014

Anal bailer

A person who is about to perform anal sex with a willing anal candidate but bails out at the last moment.

e.g
Donald: "Take me now, whilst you're firm!"
Leeroy: "oww, do i have i have to"
Donald: "What the fuck, you ANaL BAiLeR!"

by scorgeofmapps July 15, 2007

texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.

"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."

by Meek12 May 15, 2014

hay bailer

term applied to a botanist who collects plants in a plant press, until the press is so full it resembles a bail of hay

That Marcus E. Jones was sure a hay bailer

by fup duck July 1, 2011