banjo kazooie

the greatest game created for any system ever made i dont care what you say its better tha halo, COD megaman mario agmes ANYTHING

banjo kazooie is beastly

by lord woo woo fak fak October 16, 2008

Flesh Banjo

When a guy masturbates with one hand while tickling his balls and ass with the other hand, making himself look like a hillbilly playing the banjo!

What's junior doin' over there, did he join a band? No, he's just playin' the flesh banjo again!!

by MILF Tittts April 13, 2014

Banjo

A bluegrass instrument which is given as an apology in the American south.

Brad was hit in the face by Ronnie. Ronnie got him a banjo to say i'm sorry.

by Banjo Brad January 3, 2011

banjo cleaner

a girl with a gap inbetween her front teeth who can clean the banjo string. ie: banjo cleaner.
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the girl was a banjo cleaner, when she went down there it was all shiney when she finished.
picture it yourself.
be aware it's not very gentlemanly to point this out to a lady.

by Richard head mk2 July 26, 2007

playing the banjo

The act of a woman pleasuring herself, usually associated with the quick diddling of the clitoris, close to climax. Also can be done by a man (or another woman, if that is your thing), but it would be done during a reach around.

"Before I fucked the shit out of your mother's gapping ass, I really enjoyed watching her playing the banjo, so much so, I decided to play a tune on it myself, Hee Haw!!!"

by Hugh Jardon March 17, 2006

Ham Banjo

Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.

I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.

by Chas. Tilden April 6, 2008

Banjolicker

One who appreciates the timelessness of licking inside the holes in banjos. The term has developed to mean licking inside of any hole. ;) Banjolickers originated in Mexico and was a job done primarily by men. When banjos were first created the outer rim of the hole needed to be wetted for better playing sound and musical satisfaction. Banjolickers continue to bring satisfaction in a variety of ways to people everywhere, including the bedroom. ;)

person 1- "eh man, yer breath smells like the rear end of a donkey, did you not think to brush yer teeth this mornin' laddy?"
person 2- "nah,i was in too much of a rush to meet ya"
person 1- "what were ya doin' that made yer breath smell so ranky?"
person 2- "up all night with ma girlfriend, if ya know what i mean"
person 1- "oh yer a banjolicker aren't ya laddy?"
person 2- "yeah, i could lick banjos all day if i could, if ya see what i'm gettin' at"
person 1- "oh you gnarly hornball"
person 2- "ya gotta get yerself some banjos to lick, laddy!"
person 1- "i'm workin' on it, some of us av a job ya know!"
person 2- "yeah, mine is in the bedroom with the girlies"
person 1- "can't say that i'm not jealous of em"
person 2- "well lucky for ya i gotta cancelation this morning, now i av some free time.."
person 1- "meet me in the potty chamber"
person 2- "bring yer banjo"
person 1- "bring yer tongue"

by Kinky Clothespin July 14, 2009