baguette

a very handsome french man

woman: that guy is such a baguette

by king of loaf July 25, 2018

baguette

gun

its really a peice of toast and toast is another word for gun

"the son of the audio cassette era, tech wearer, bullets and baguettes, Binzbo's speaker terror"-nas

by westfold December 11, 2007

Baguette

A shape of diamonds. The baguette cut shape is similar to other square or rectangular shape cuts, based on straight, clear lines and simple geometric form.

I’ve heard of affairs which are strictly Platonic
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic

Are better bets if little pets get big baguettes

(Gentlemen prefer blonds)

by Haliotis December 13, 2012

Baguette

A baguette is a long French bread. It can also mean a penis in other languages like German.

Man: I will bring a baguette tonight!
Woman: What kind of baguette do you mean?

by Find a Wingman November 4, 2019

baguettism

The French Version of Imperialism (or Aka How Napoleon somehow went thru Europe and conquered it before entering Russia.)

Napoleon: Hol up my bois I got Baguettism!
The French Army: LETS SHOVE THE BAGUETTES INTO EUROPE'S ERSE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE! VIVA LA FRANCE!

by CummingBoi December 16, 2017

Baguette

A long penis

I was with Nick last night and he gave me that baguette.

by NickMuffin October 9, 2017

Baguetter

A term used for French people. It's not used to describe any french-speaking person, only those that originate in France.

Person 1: Yo! Look at this guy, I wonder where he's from!

Person 2: Looks like a baguetter to me.

by Ghepo November 4, 2018