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batshit eloquence

When something expressed is so beyond crazy that it makes perfect sense.
As he stood on the street corner yelling out his innermost thoughts, the sheer batshit eloquence of it all swept me off my feet.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2019
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batshit

Off the deep end, crazy, insane. But worse.

See Gary Busey.
My mom has gone totally batshit; she tried to microwave our cat!
by HolyHeartFailure September 22, 2005
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full batshit

the now-reigning highest level of crazy
The Stable Genius went full batshit last night with his latest rage-tweet, this one about Jack tagging his lies as... drum roll... lies!
by hodags1966 May 29, 2020
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bagghit

Someone that comes accross annoying to you

pronounced "bag-it"
"hey ye retard! Stop hitting me with a pillow ya bagghit!"

or

Person1: "Hey man! Wanna go to Trumbull Center MAN!"

Person2: "Fuck you! You ask me this every day, ya bagghit"

or

"Bob Saget is so dumb". "He is a bagghit".
by Dance McFrance January 8, 2009
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batshit fucking insane

I cut off my hair because it was driving me batshit fucking insane.
by spiraling February 14, 2005
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Barshit

Barshit can be a synonym for the word bullshit.
If someone cuts you off while your driving, you say "thats barshit"

Barshit also tends to be followed by the word unherman.

You can pronounce unherman with a silent H for a more effictive saying. So it would sound like unerman.

Barshit and Unherman both originate from the Armitage household, which has been adopted by the Hurdons, and other families.

Both words sound better when used in a Country/Hick accent.
I lost Bingo! Barshit!

Aaaaah, we have to canoe back to shore in a thunder storm, barshit - unherman!
by cattybeav June 11, 2011
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batshit crazy

The woman in the riddle below, is batshit crazy, no further explanation needed.

A woman encounters a man at her mother's funeral whom she has never seen before. A few days later, her sister dies. Why?

The woman fell in love with the man at the funeral. Unfortunately, she didn't get his number, so she killed her sister, hoping to see him again at her sister's funeral.
You kill your sister to get your crushes phone number?! You batshit crazyyyyyyy.
by Bats shit, sometimes. August 14, 2023
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