Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

bachelor's salad

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

by EDelo September 22, 2009

Davey Bagwell

Plow a female while holding a stance mirroring MLB legend Jeff Bagwell.

Went to the Hamptons this weekend and gave my girl the Davey Bagwell from sunrise to sunset

by PapaBear3324 December 13, 2019

Hungarian Herpe Bagels

A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.

Greg: Dude im starving

Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!

Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast

Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!

by SoggyBottoms11 November 26, 2011

Blazing Bagel

The act of placing a bagel onto one's penis, lighting it on fire, having sex with a girl, then the girl eating the bagel.

Matt: Whoa! Dude I gave my girl a blazing bagel last night, it was amazing!

Travis: Dude, that's insane I am gonna try that tomorrow!

by CrazyBusRide February 10, 2010

bachelieber

Fanbase of Michelle Bachelet, former President of Chile, who will seek a second mandate as President of Chile during the 2013 elections.

Marco Enríquez - "Will you vote Bachelet?
Francisco Vidal - "Of course".
Marco Enríquez - "You are a bachelieber".

by Mauricio G March 29, 2013

Tiger bagel

Usually used to describe a somewhat beautiful Filipino that has soft brown eyes, pretty rad hair, a lame personality and a great ass. Usually have SSSS.

Bro tiger bagels are better than cinnamon crunch bagels

by smooth99 July 8, 2015