bagels

What is a bagel? is it food? Breakfast? No, it is the very foundation of every black hole in the universe by eating one you absorb infinite mass making all things get pulled to you, even the remote across the room you're trying to use the force on, but beware of the bagel's great power your house will probably implode on you if you eat it. and then the entire universe will be sucked into you, ripping a massive hole in our reality.

person 1: oh free bagels
person 2: no don...

by That boi from school October 23, 2019

bagels

Sometimes used as replacement for swear words.

What is this bagels? (What is this shit?)

Oh noes teh bagels!

by Nate Nieslen September 22, 2007

Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

by Lilbeanbagel April 28, 2021

Bagel

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.

by gnostic1 August 2, 2011

Bagel

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.

I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!

by LionsForce November 1, 2018

bagel

two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.

lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!

by meggielouu March 10, 2012