1. someone who is so lame and does not know what they are doing. a more detailed version of a loser. a name given to people who just gotta stop and prevent themselves from embarrassing what they are doing, hence being called a badonk.
person 1: i think justin bieber loves me...
person 2: wow, just stop you badonk.
p1: im so amazing and pretty.
p2: no you're not. you're just a badonk.
person 2: wow, just stop you badonk.
p1: im so amazing and pretty.
p2: no you're not. you're just a badonk.
by theunknownofplur April 24, 2011
by C P September 07, 2006
Yakul: Hammy has pissed me right off
Greg: Just badonk them next time you see 'em.
Yakult: You know what, maybe I will. :)
*Yakult uses a plank of wood to badonk Hammy unconscious*
OR
*Yakult badonks Hammy till his teeth fell out*
Greg: Just badonk them next time you see 'em.
Yakult: You know what, maybe I will. :)
*Yakult uses a plank of wood to badonk Hammy unconscious*
OR
*Yakult badonks Hammy till his teeth fell out*
by potato base March 19, 2019
When you are in hum-drum kinda form and someone is talking and wants you to lay down an opinion on something you just go badonk
by paul brooks March 22, 2004
multiple defintions - crosses over to a name for one of your buds, something cool, (badonking is a good conjunction)
by Nick March 27, 2003
by Clairice2216 October 16, 2017