badonk

1. someone who is so lame and does not know what they are doing. a more detailed version of a loser. a name given to people who just gotta stop and prevent themselves from embarrassing what they are doing, hence being called a badonk.

person 1: i think justin bieber loves me...
person 2: wow, just stop you badonk.

p1: im so amazing and pretty.
p2: no you're not. you're just a badonk.

by theunknownofplur May 14, 2011

badonk

Verb. To slap (someone) in the face with your penis.

Dirk was badonked by Derek's emmense manhood.

by C P September 7, 2006

Badonk

To hit something with a force on the head.

Yakul: Hammy has pissed me right off
Greg: Just badonk them next time you see 'em.
Yakult: You know what, maybe I will. :)

*Yakult uses a plank of wood to badonk Hammy unconscious*

OR

*Yakult badonks Hammy till his teeth fell out*

by potato base March 18, 2019

badonk

mmmm... interesting but yet confusing

When you are in hum-drum kinda form and someone is talking and wants you to lay down an opinion on something you just go badonk

by paul brooks March 22, 2004

badonk

multiple defintions - crosses over to a name for one of your buds, something cool, (badonking is a good conjunction)

Lets go badonk! Get up off the badonkin' couch so we can roll to the store for some badonk

by Nick March 26, 2003

Badonk-a-donk

the big bad ass of a girl named Kelsey

Holy, check out Kelsey’s Badonk-a-donk!

by Clairice2216 October 16, 2017

Badonker

anything you want it to me

you’re a badonker

by emcate January 3, 2018