Bacontastic

adj: 1) comparable to the awesomeness of bacon

2) containing enough bacon to render the beholder smitten with the item

1) This is, like, as great as bacon! It's bacontastic even!
2) This is the greatest cheeseburger ever! It's bacontastic!

by FTfreakingW April 11, 2010

bacontree

A tree made out of bacon, can be used to lubricate your neck while playing Quiditch.

"Oh no!" Said Geoff.
"It's the golden snitch and Craigen is going to get it!"
"HERP DERP" Said Craigen
"Better lubricate my neck with this bacontree..." Said Geoff.

HERPITY HERPITY DERP DERP DERP.

by LOLOCOPTER3000 June 4, 2011

bcunt

an insult for an idiot man
one that curses at children
a man that is a bastard cunt

"i fucking hate bcunt"
"yeah, bcunt is a fucking asshole"

"what class do you have next?"
"oh,i fucking have bcunt"

by cuntcuntcuntcuntcunt March 25, 2008

bacontarian

A person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork!

They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.

Bubba eats bacon for breakfast lunch and dinner. He is a bacontarian.

by g-diggity January 28, 2008

bacontarian

One who's diet consists completely of bacon.

Beans from Even Stevens is the only true bacontarian I know.

by masterofpiemunching November 17, 2010

Becunted

Blighted, possessed by demons, frustration-inducing. Can be a person place or thing, but works well with technology.

My Gmail is becunted today, and isn't sending messages in real time.

by RightGirl April 17, 2009

bacontarian

A person who claims to be a true vegetarian but knowingly supplements their diet with small amounts of bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.

My friend Sagar, a true Bacontarian, claims to be a true vegetarian but also eats meals where bacon is added.

by Tyoung January 15, 2008