youtube blackhole

where you go to youtube expecting to watch the video you went there for, but you then proceed to get lured into clicking on video after video from that damn "related video" side bar until you are fully hypnotized by youtube. and before you know it, hours have past and you sit there saying to yourself "how the hell did I go from watching puppies to chicks kicking hobos in the balls?"

Bob; yo dude why didnt you text me back last night?
Me; Sorry bro, i got sucked into a youtube blackhole and before i knew it, it was 4am.

by yungbl00d January 30, 2014

nigger backhoe

its a fuckin shovel

"boy, you mighty handy on the end of that nigger backhoe"

by max loads November 1, 2008

blackholed

When someone, usually after some type of romantic encounter, chooses to look two inches above your head to avoid eye contact as if you are a black hole.

"So I saw Alex walking to class and he completely blackholed me."

by Grandma Down! January 31, 2009

Ditch-Witchin' Backhoe

Derived from "DitchWitch", the backhoe (ie. a piece of construction equipment), this term has become a popular insult in certain circles.

Man, you're a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

What a ditch-witchin' backhoe!

Now that's a ditch-witchin' backhoe if I've ever seen one!

by Ronnietyn February 1, 2009

Backhoe

1) a side bitch

2) a bitch on the side
3) sumthin' on the side

I was out to dinner with the wifey, but shit got weird when my backhoe was the waitress.

by Backhoe bitch June 8, 2016

Mexican backhoe

A shovel.

"How in the hell am I going to dig a swimming pool?"
"Here's a Mexican backhoe. Get to work!"

by Yago October 8, 2003

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011