The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.
"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".
by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009
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by skankesha December 5, 2003
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by drewman716 December 11, 2007
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by Texas Tim Davis March 24, 2009
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peter: karen is throwing a baby shower, i think we should go.
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
josh: i couldn’t care less tbh
peter: cmon, there’ll be cookies and shit
josh: ok then
by c0mosellama February 21, 2021
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by Short dick spit clit February 8, 2018
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by Straight Dude June 27, 2006
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