The Baby Sitter 

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

The Baby Sitter by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

baby shitter 

The orifice of a woman's body from which babies are delivered into the world

Susan: What's wrong?
Jane: There is a little head sticking out of my baby shitter

baby shitter by 9o47 January 2, 2008

my baby sister 

someone in my family that pisses on anything but i still love her
ignore the bottom line

my baby sister

me: leaves clothes on the floor.
her: pisses on them

ignore this
my baby sister

my baby sister by minecraftgoatttt August 30, 2021

baby sister 

The youngest sister in a family; Baby by name only, usually the brattiest in the line of kin; Daughter with most praise given to her because she is the last girl that will ever pass her mother's birth canal; Known to be Assertive; likes to create her own rules, especially when playing cards or board games; Baby Sister: Nickname given to a younger & dearly loved girl sibling (like: Davina Roxanne) or a brother everyone else in the family thinks is a whiner or a sissy.

I would have been the favorite child if it hadn't been for my baby sister.

baby sister by Poof Dog 411 September 8, 2014

Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter 

When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.

Friend 1:(queefs on friend)

Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?

Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)

Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?

Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!

Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter by Im Dani & i like 2showmyboobs June 22, 2010

baby sitters 

Baby sitters are a reference to your rims tires. They watch over your rims (your kids) just like a babysitter would watch your child.

MAN that fool John Brown sittin on 24 inch baby sitters.

baby sitters by Big BING October 23, 2005

Australian babysitter 

A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.

Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.

Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill

Australian babysitter by Tom from the Shore September 14, 2012