Tim: I've noticed that corner of the parking lot is like the"baby handoff" for this section of town.
Milly: Baby handoff?
Tim: Yes. The place where divorced parents hand off their children to to other parent.
Milly: Ah. Okay. My baby handoff is Tuscaloosa Alabama. Has been for two years now.
When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length
Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.
I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.