baby batter

Another term for the steamy hot secretions extracted from the make penis at climax. Hence, it causes babies.

"Why you get her pregnant foo?!"
"I busted that baby batter up in that shit. My bad. ya herrrd me""

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

baby batter

Milky white substance found in the depths of the testicals inside a male's scrotum. When shot from the penis, the milky substance looks like the batter of a baked good.

Abraham: "Shit!"

Jacob: "what's up?"

Abraham: "I was wacking off and got baby batter all in my toe hair..."

Jacob: "next time you'll remember to wear socks."

by ronald514930 September 11, 2009

Baby Batter

sperm.

Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?

by sf_monkey October 17, 2003

Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy

"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

Baby Batter

Male Sperm Powerful Ejaculations

Come here honey im going to splatter you with baby batter.

by A Smith November 1, 2006

Baby-Batter

<noun> Slang;

Sperm and/or semen.

Same as: baby batter

"Seraphim gagged as the baby-batter slipped down her throat."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

baby battered

The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.

Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.

by RobC June 1, 2005