b.m.w.

This term stands for the phrase, "BODY MADE WRONG"! I often use it towards some guy in front of me in the Taco Bell line ordering a meal fit for 5 people.

Tevin: What the f*** do you call that?!?!
ME: Total b.m.w.!!!

by Alexoia January 24, 2008

b.m.w.

Big Mean Woman

Hey, Tom your mom sure is a B.M.W.

by DANIEL December 1, 2003

b.m.w.

built muthafuckin' wrong

that girl is b.m.w., damn, i dont even wanna see her naked.

by 745 February 14, 2008

b.m.w.

1) black mans woman
2) black mans whip

1)dude 1:DAMN!!! ima get a peice of that!
dude 2:carful son!! , thats a bmw,you'll be sleepin wid the fishes by the end of he night if u dont pick your jaw of the floor!

2)u know dats a bmw, look at them moon-walker rims!

by robin January 20, 2005

b.m.w

bring many wallets, or
break my windows

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

B.M.W.

BIG MEXICAN WOMAN

dude Ricardo mom is a total B.M.W.

by skeezefucker69 June 17, 2009

B.M.W

Big. Morning .Wiener when you wake up and you cant seem to get your boner down and it really sucks ass because you have to get to school in 10 min.

Kyle Juffs-dude i woke up this morning with a massive B.M.W

Jon- dude that shit is nasty i dont need to hear about that fucking nasty ass shit FUCK!!!

by Jonathan Neil April 26, 2006