B-rad

A type of man who is obsessed with himself, even got a douchey-name to go with it. Usually an older guy who wants to feel young, spends a lot of his time tanning and at the gym, and the other half lying, cheating, and trying to manipulate young women because he thinks they are not smart enough.

Laura: "I had another B-rad try to jock me."

May: "What did this guy say?"

Laura: "He asked if I ever need help with my workouts, he can drop by my place anytime."

May: "OMG, what a douche!"

by paybacksabitch714 February 5, 2010

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B-rad

A rebuttal name used by security guards directed at anyone who calls them a top flight, most often used against white boy wanksters but can be universal. From the name of the main protagonist from the movie Malibu's Most Wanted, meant to define someone who wants to be "gangster" but isn't, and does a bad job at trying.

"That guy called me top flight thinking he was being slick, but didn't take being called B-rad well."

by CharlieFoxtrot14 October 3, 2019

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The B-rad

When your on a first date with a girl, and you start hooking up with her in the hopes of losing your virginity. Turns to sex and to finish, you blow a load on her face, throw on your clothes and run away from her house.

(Out of breath) "I...just....B-rad'ed some...broad....fuck....yes" - The B-rad'er
"High Five Man!" - Friend of B-rad'er

"I just B-rad'ed all over a broadski..." - A legendary man

by Allanburg Boys November 15, 2009

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