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Banjologist 

(n) an expert in banjo-based music styles. The term originates from an episode of the Simpsons in which a talk radio host refers to a guest using the term.
Guy #1: "My cousin is from Alabama. She's a banjologist."
Guy #2: "When's the wedding?"

Marine Biologist 

A type of biologist vastly superior to land or sky biologists.
MB: your biology sucks, and you smell like fish
SB: screw you dude
MB: Marine biologist, I calls em as I sees them
Marine Biologist by Words-worthy September 9, 2012

Booologist 

That person in your friend group designated for complaining to about everyone's problems with their boo or booho. Basically, it's a low-budget relationship counselor.
Monique is my best friend and booologist, I'm always talking to her when I have a problem with Tyler.
Booologist by Tmoniquexx October 9, 2017

Marine biologist 

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob
“I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

marine biologist 

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.
marine biologist by Nick February 6, 2005

beezologist 

The study of the art of a beezy. Masters of pearling(rolling) a perfected beezy. True stoner. One who never taps out in session
The beezologist handcrafted a beezy that went in rotation 15 times with 8 heads on the beez