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get my axle greased

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Hey Man, I'm about to go get my axle greased. You up for it?
by RichardPetty October 24, 2008
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Greased axle

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When you are having sexual intercourse and you quickly pull out and pour motor oil on your erect penis. Then you lay down, throw the woman (preferably drunk) on top of you, penetrate her, and spin her around until she vomits.
John: yo the party was crazy last night bro!

Mark: i no i was there!..i found jess in the garage and gave her the greased axle!

John: sickkkkk!
by Fredmike April 13, 2009
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greasy axle

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fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,
by harrydare October 4, 2012
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The silky lubrication between your fingers after giving your woman a love rub.
Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.
by conqPACOdor42 March 28, 2009
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