Person 1: Yeah, nothing could wake you up this morning. You were dead asleep.
Person 2: Didn't you throw water on me? When I woke up I was soaked.
Person 1: As I said, you were dead asleep. You didn't move an inch when I threw water on you.
Person 2: Didn't you throw water on me? When I woke up I was soaked.
Person 1: As I said, you were dead asleep. You didn't move an inch when I threw water on you.
by Kuuni_ April 18, 2023
Get the Dead Asleep mug.1. To be in a state of sleep. Sleep being the unconsious state our body is in while it replenishes energy.
Dude? Are you asleep?
by supercubedude October 22, 2004
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by Lukeyyyyyyy February 7, 2020
Get the Aleepoi mug.a term used mainly on 4chan to tell other anons that the mods are not watching, mostly used to get a link to an illegal dropbox
by Mods asleep!!! April 20, 2017
Get the mods asleep mug.To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.
The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:
Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"
At 7:51 AM:
Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"
At 7:51 AM:
Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
by DrJonas February 15, 2010
Get the asleep at the keys mug.To be so stoned that you unwillingly, or unknowing, fall asleep. Happens especially in frequently visited places, such as your work place or school.
by Jesse Kingston April 26, 2011
Get the Fall asleep on the plane mug.Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.
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