avetard trash can

The trash can at The Ave is a fucking dumpster fire. It is always overflowing with trash and then the excess just sits on the floor of the avetard kitchen. Since an avetard is such a lazy fuckass, the trash gets taken out of there like once every every three months and there is mold growing inside of the trash can. Everything you can think of from beer cans to dead avetard fish can be found in the avetard trash can.

I went to go throw away my fast food trash into the avetard trash can but it was packed to its max capacity so I just threw the trash on the ground like I saw the avetards do earlier.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard door

Front door of the avetards that always happens to be unlocked. Any nigga could literally walk in at any point during the day or night and do whatever they wanted to in the house. Hell, the avetards might as well just unhinge the door and just take it out completely because it wouldn't make a fucking difference.

The avetard door is always unlocked so all the other ou tards just pull up whenver the hell they want and the avetards can't do shit about it.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard kitchen

The BIGGEST SHITHOLE at The Ave, if you think the other places are bad, you're in for a show on this one. The kitchen is absolute mess that is just littered with all sorts of trash and doesn't even include the avetard sink and the avetard trash can, both of which that are SO MUCH MORE WORSE. The kitchen has food all over the place and don't even get me started on the perishable food. It is living hell in the avetard kitchen.

I went into the avetard kitchen to try and find some food to eat but it smelled like rotten food everywhere and then when I opened the food containers, everything was spoiled and had mold growing.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard sink

One word to describe the sink at The Ave: NIGHTMARE! The fucking sink is filled with dishes to the point where the it towers out of the sink by 10 inches. All the dishes are fucking disgusting because they haven't been washed at all and there's not even enough room for you to get to the faucet. A lazy ass avetard refuses to do the dishes so the dishes pile up in the sink for weeks or even months. I would eat shit before I'd be down to do the dishes in the avetard sink.

I looked at the avetard sink and that MF was piled with dishes, shit was so high that it was probably out like a light.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard fridge

The world capital of all the spoiled food in the world. Any time you open the fridge at The Ave, you are guaranteed to find spoiled or rotten food. Many times you will find spoiled milk and even a Braums sundae that has been in there for three months.

I opened the avetard fridge to get some food, but everything smelled horrible and I'm sure that nothing has been thrown out in five months.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

avetard stairs

The stairs that take you to the second floor of The Ave. This shit is basically a fucking storage room because an avetard just throws his shit anywhere he wants and just leaves it there. There is absolutely no room to go up the fucking stairs and you might as well play hopscotch or leapfrog on the stairs because you need to be jumping all over the place to avoid all the shit on the avetard stairs to get upstairs.

One of the avetards called me upstairs but when I went to climb up the avetard stairs, there was absolutely no room for me to put my foot down so I felt like a fucking monkey trying to jump over everything to get up.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

avetard fish

The pet fish that an avetard owns at The Ave Apartments. The avetard will think the fish is badass because it has "shark" in the name but in reality it's just a normal ass carp. This fish will most likely die within a month after coming to The Ave because an avetard can barely take care of himself so there will be no way he can take care of a damn fish. An avetard will also attempt to get this pet fish high by hoping the fish will be able to secondhand from a dab rig.

**UPDATE**: Avetard fish dead

Those damn avetards are trying to get their damn avetard fish high again, that thing is definitely is gonna end up dying in a week.

by TurnM3Up December 30, 2019