automatic 

When your systems are down or you are not in control.

"No way to control it, it's totally automatic...all of my systems are down"

automatic by 80sman July 10, 2003

automatic 

A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.

The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.

No man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.

automatic by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

automatic 

in agreement

"Yo that chick is off the heezy!!!
"Automatic!"

automatic by Krox May 23, 2003

Automatic 

To do immediately.
To have great leadership.
To be pro as fuck.
To awp better than anyone has ever awped before.

wow, that guy pulled an Automatic!

Automatic by johnmcj September 4, 2006

Automatic 

(noun) A threesome (2 women, 1 man) sex move where both girls insert a vibrator set to full in their vagina; the man lies on his back and his (steady) girlfriend anally cowgirls herself on him while the other girl sits on his face and makes out with the "cowgirl".
The key is that most of the stimulation is automatic, especially for the man.

"Man, when we first got back to my apartment we were just playing around, but it got pretty hot and heavy pretty damn fast, and we automatic'd for over two hours!"

Automatic by Nelly Futado March 24, 2009

automatic 

An fully automatic firearm.

De automatic, get de automatic
Disrespect, from emcees, me nah go have it
De automatic, get de automatic
Tonight a rapper gwan die

-KRS-ONE

automatic by the-mastermind April 10, 2011

Automatic 

All those "Real Men" should quit the stupid act and buy a car that suits their needs. Manual, automatic, robotic...who fucking cares? Doesn't matter what you drive as long as you reach your destination safe and sound.

I'd like to see you drive manual after spending 2 hours a day in traffic. Automatic is the way to go.

Automatic by Winston Churchil March 27, 2007