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A prefix that signifies that someone is automatically considered someone else, eliminating the need to peg them as that person.
John Candy is auto-John Belushi because he died of being fat and doing too many drugs.

1: Man, I saw Katrina's pussy last night when she got out of the car!
2: She's auto-Britney!
1: Yeah but Britney is auto-Paris.
by Big Dan B April 19, 2007
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auto

A programmer whose mental age approximates to six (6), has the tenactity of a brick wall and the intellect to match a single brick in a staring contest. He thinks that honest programmers should be financially restrained and unable to profit from their own work, and should give away their work for free under all circumstances.

He models the Internet upon totalitarian regimes which censor anything opposed to his simple-minded definition of "good". Also see Stalin, Hitler, communism and Microsoft.
"Aww f***, here's that auto fool again"

"No auto. Shut up. Nobody cares =)"
by _htek_ May 20, 2005
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Auto

a small pug who probably killed himself by running around and humping the poll
fred: hey peter your dog is dead

peter:what? Autos dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Scoot: no not auto what can we do

peter:wtf are u doing her scoot
by getoverititsjustadog October 21, 2003
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Auto-domefuck

The act of self-induced ocular penetration
-Shoot girl...wanna give me some dome?
-Hell naw.

(He preceded to auto-domefuck himself)
by Al E. March 23, 2009
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Auto Incorrect

When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.
JR: Hey what time should i come?
Victor: I dont know... Are you busty all evening?

I MEAN BUSY!!
ARE YOU BUSY ALL EVENING!

GOSH I HATE AUTO INCORRECT!
by hurtadaa September 25, 2010
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Auto Vampirism

Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.

This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.
Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.
by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009
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auto erotic barneyfication

Auto Erotic Barneyfication is a sexual gratification term that arose out of the underground sex party scene in Berlin, Germany in the late 1990s. It involves (generally) men who like to dress up as Barney the purple Dinosaur & engage in sexual intercourse or other related acts with one or more partners while growling like a T-Rex.
I met this guy at the Halloween Party dressed as Barney the Dinosaur & thought it was a cute costume .. until I walked into the unlocked bathroom & he had both my cousins on their knees in front of him performing BJs. It transpires this dude is a practitioner of Auto Erotic Barneyfication
by DinoLarry July 26, 2010
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