Austintism

A term to describe a retard whose name is Austin.

“This is my cousin Austin.”
“ Why’s he seizing like that.”
“He has Austintism.”

by Thatonebo3guy May 22, 2024

Austintism

A mental defect caused by listening to too many comedy podcasts. Symptoms include social anxiety caused by being alone too often, a complete lack of self awareness which leads to projecting all uncomfortable feelings onto others who the holders deems inferior to themselves, illiteracy, and detachment from reality. It must also be noted that the people who have Austintism mistake cruelty for humor. They claim to love jokes, but have never made anyone laugh. It is believed to have originated in Austin, Texas at the Comedy Mothership.

All of Joe Rogan’s fans have Austintism.

by Thatsonu2be September 10, 2025

austintisc

someome who thinks they are better than everyone and calls random people gay just like a fuckboy

Random:bruh your such an austintisc

by J.Q3 May 14, 2018

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024

Austinism

Austinism (austin coming from the middle name of Micheal cera) is a man, typically white, who is freakishly skinny, often weirdly tall or oddly average, who has characteristics of a skinwalker, often very awkward and weird looking. Most sufferers of austinism would eat tubs of mayonnaise when unsupervised.

That poor boy, he must have austinism.

by Katfartsalot May 12, 2024