austinism

a bookworm

He suffers from austinism.

by Holly Falck February 23, 2018

Austinism

A word used by an autistic kid who tries to say other people have autism.

"That's pure austinism." -Autistic kid likely named Steele

by Thatbrowndudeoverthere June 10, 2019

Austintism

A term to describe a retard whose name is Austin.

“This is my cousin Austin.”
“ Why’s he seizing like that.”
“He has Austintism.”

by Thatonebo3guy May 22, 2024

Austintism

A mental defect caused by listening to too many comedy podcasts. Symptoms include social anxiety caused by being alone too often, a complete lack of self awareness which leads to projecting all uncomfortable feelings onto others who the holders deems inferior to themselves, illiteracy, and detachment from reality. It must also be noted that the people who have Austintism mistake cruelty for humor. They claim to love jokes, but have never made anyone laugh. It is believed to have originated in Austin, Texas at the Comedy Mothership.

All of Joe Rogan’s fans have Austintism.

by Thatsonu2be September 10, 2025

Austistics

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.

Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<

by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011

austentic

It’s a type of feed. Well a tripping phase. With old music, artsy shit, weird ass shoes, turning pretty girls weird, and other shit. it makes my eyes bleed HUhfuckhuh fucka yucka
basically describes it

Lily: I love my feed! Look at my combat boots, coffee, and macaroons. They’re disgusting as shit, but shhh. I have to be austentic so they’re so good. hucka fucka wucka puck phooofooooo buh fuck me in the ass

Hood person: Bruh we way better

facts tho

by FactsonJersey September 6, 2018

Autistiscy

Autistiscy is a rare form of disease that can be only diagnosed from YT_TR3Y_ on the Playstation Network.

It is what it is... Autistiscy

by YT_TR3Y_ October 12, 2020