austintisum

A mental condition in which the effected person misses very obvious things and tends to not hear important sentences and noises. It can also cause random bursts of anger over small things. It is commonly confused with partial blindness and deafness.

Failing to see the sink directly in front of him, the Austintisum victim became enraged at everyone who had recently cleaned their hands.

by ThePTFOGuy June 12, 2018

Austinites

1.A population of bitches that claim Austin, TX.

2.Bitches that claim to "keep Austin Weird" by becoming homeless or transients.

3.bitches

guy 1: hey, did you see those dirty bitches laying all over Guadalupe asking for money and my drink?
guy 2: yea guy, they are Austinites.

by johnny dictionary August 9, 2005

austintisc

someome who thinks they are better than everyone and calls random people gay just like a fuckboy

Random:bruh your such an austintisc

by J.Q3 May 14, 2018

Justinitus

the yearning for a god run in the LEGO Star Wars the complete saga speedrun

Gingerlegendlive has Justinitus in how he has many good runs but yearns to get on a god run

by superspytex September 24, 2020

Austintastic

Definition of the quality of musicians from the Austin Texas area to include surrounding small town area performers.

The band I heard last night was Austintastic!
That Austin area band is Austintastic!
What an amazing band, they are Austintastic!

by Eminito July 3, 2022

Austintism

A term to describe a retard whose name is Austin.

“This is my cousin Austin.”
“ Why’s he seizing like that.”
“He has Austintism.”

by Thatonebo3guy May 22, 2024

Austintism

A mental defect caused by listening to too many comedy podcasts. Symptoms include social anxiety caused by being alone too often, a complete lack of self awareness which leads to projecting all uncomfortable feelings onto others who the holders deems inferior to themselves, illiteracy, and detachment from reality. It must also be noted that the people who have Austintism mistake cruelty for humor. They claim to love jokes, but have never made anyone laugh. It is believed to have originated in Austin, Texas at the Comedy Mothership.

All of Joe Rogan’s fans have Austintism.

by Thatsonu2be September 10, 2025