Anteater

A slang term referring to an uncircumsized penis, hence its anteater-like appearance. AKA: Ante, Eater. NB: AL is the biggest eater of them all!!!

(Person 1) Al, get cut.

(Person 2) Al, you're such an eater.

(Al) Fuck you! I'm not circumsized and proud of it!

by Shaan April 16, 2006

anteater

Someone who has an uncircumcized penis

Michael Ramos has an anteater

by Honkey April 16, 2006

midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!

My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!

by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009

Anteater

The phenomenon that occurs during fellatio where the person performing the blowjob closely resembles a small mammal sucking termites out of a stump. The term can also apply when someone is really enjoying a Popsicle or a banana.

That chick is a master fellatrix, check out this anteater selfie she just sent me!

by WWWJWD May 13, 2016

Swimming Anteater

When one guy is sitting down two guys approach him from opposing sides. The guy in the middle then proceeds to pull out the dicks of of the other two and stroke them off while he sucks his own dick. Thus appearing to look like an anteater doing the doggy paddle.

"Me and Dave were over at Jimmy's last night, shit started to get real gay and next thing I knew, Jimmy was doing the swimming anteater on us."

"Nothing gay about a Swimming Anteater, that shit is just innovative."

by dr. romulus whitaker March 2, 2010

The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.

I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.

by Jake May 13, 2005

anteater

The act of hanging ones penis out of an unzipped paid of pants.

Johnny unzipped his trousers, revealed his manhood and whilst presenting it to the audience proclaimed loudly;
"Everyone, I have an anteater! Check him out."

NB
Male Etiquette: performing the ant eater is only socially acceptable when done so without an erection.

by dr_peanut April 3, 2009