AYFKM

Are you f*cking kidding me?

After my girlfriend said we were no longer hitting it, I said "AYFKM?". She said "yes" and introduced me to her new man. Damn!

by JDawg0821 October 18, 2007

AUFK

AUFK is a mnemonic for "Are You Fucking Kidding!"

A = Are, Y = You, F = Fucking, K = Kidding

This phrase is used to express great surprise or excitement.

If used in front of your Mom it carries an X rating.

To be used only with trusted friends.

DropDeadDimsel..."OMFG! I can not believe what just happened!"

LoRdSwOrD..."What?!!!"

DropDeadDismel..."I will bust my brother's knee-caps if he doesn't bring back my GTA-IV."

LoRdSwOrD..."AUFK! "

by James Kelly Williamson May 25, 2008

ayfkm

are you fucking kidding me? One my favorite phrases!

Hey I saw Tom Dalay on tv today! reply AYFKM I thought that fuck was in jail.

by h2o dude May 8, 2009

AYFKMRN

Acronym for "Are You Fucking Kidding Me Right Now?", commonly used throughout the United States as an exclamation displaying surprise over recent events or ridiculous situations. Often heard on Facebook, and some office environments. Origins trace back to Flint, Michigan.

Having just found out that her stalker had joined her own softball team, she exclaimed, "AYFKMRN?"

by LloydBraun April 24, 2011

afkm

When Phoebe can’t figure out what to do

Phoebe’s Afkm again
SMH

Not again

by Long-pow April 26, 2021

AYFKMYSPOS

a response to something that is inexplicably stupid: Are You Fucking Kidding Me You Stupid Piece Of Shit?

eileen: i am going to have a child.
people in earshot: AYFKMYSPOS?

by John.AZ.V January 13, 2009

AYFKM

It's a text acronym for "Are you fucking kidding me?" as in, can you believe he/she just did that/said that, etc. A longer version of WTF.

I just caught him cheating again!!!
AYFKM?!?!?!?!?!

by lizzibee2 April 12, 2014