auditor 

Whiny individual that is upset with themselves for the career path they've choosen. Often breaks down in tears because the whole world is against them. Rarely do they have a spine. Can generally be placated with a lousy salary and a gift certificate for $10 at Starbucks.

I went to school for a total of 20 years to become an auditor. My parents are so proud of me, but I think I'm developing an ulcer and anticipate having a heart attack so I can take a vacation

auditor by shawn69 June 25, 2006

Auditor's Ass 

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.

Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!

Auditor's Ass by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010

Night Auditor 

An evil genius who chose to give up responsibilities such as home ownership and family for unlimited internet access, all you can eat coffee, cerial, waffles, and muffins, and a job that pays you even if you sleep on the job.

"This week he ate 200 syrup covered sausages, watched every season of game of thrones, and beat the internet"
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."

Night Auditor by Baalbamoth April 29, 2015

World's Best Auditor 

1. Noun: Stemming from the non weakness of a DJM and abilities to work multiple Saturday's in a row. 2. verb: The act of performing to a standard just below DJM. 3. Understanding the pronouncements of SOP 81-1 paragraph 65.

Dave has exemplified himself as the "World's Best Auditor" from his ongoing commitment to the slavery of our business.

World's Best Auditor by World's Worst Auditor March 30, 2005

Night Auditor 

An overworked and underpaid poor sap, that never sees daylight that must function soley on caffiene and their own distaste for their workplace. Usually works in hotels over the midnight hours and can be seen crunching numbers, and over applying self tanner.

Man, Brian that Night Auditor is some cranky today... He must have put up with some bullshit last night, and he forgot his puffer.

Night Auditor by Yannabell May 14, 2011

Special Auditor 

Not a normal auditor, a special auditor takes auditing to a whole new level of competence.

These individuals are hard to come by. When you see one, make sure to let them know.

Person A: You're clearly not a proper auditor.

Person B: What do you mean?

Person A: You're a special auditor!

Person B: Oh ok. smiles

Special Auditor by FergusK October 10, 2011

first amendment auditor 

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

first amendment auditor by Obamagame June 30, 2023