Auditor

A person who shamefully harrases people for no other reason than to be a cunt.

Cunt is a phrase often used to describe an "auditor"

This auditor is a cunt.

by welshj93 January 8, 2023

Auditor's Ass

This term is referred public auditors who gained a huge ass due to their countless hours sitting on their ass doing their work.

Auditor A: Damn, I feel like my ass is getting bigger through the busy season.

Auditor B: Ha! You've just got yourself a nice auditor's ass!

by NoMoreAudit February 18, 2010

Night Auditor

An evil genius who chose to give up responsibilities such as home ownership and family for unlimited internet access, all you can eat coffee, cerial, waffles, and muffins, and a job that pays you even if you sleep on the job.

"This week he ate 200 syrup covered sausages, watched every season of game of thrones, and beat the internet"
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."

by Baalbamoth April 29, 2015

Ezio Auditore

Ezio Auditore, known from the video games Assassin's Creed II, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, and Assassin's Creed Revelations, is the biggest man whore in video game history

Dude calm down, you almost sleep with as many women as Ezio Auditore

by AnneMJKP May 12, 2018

Night Auditor

An overworked and underpaid poor sap, that never sees daylight that must function soley on caffiene and their own distaste for their workplace. Usually works in hotels over the midnight hours and can be seen crunching numbers, and over applying self tanner.

Man, Brian that Night Auditor is some cranky today... He must have put up with some bullshit last night, and he forgot his puffer.

by Yannabell May 14, 2011

Special Auditor

Not a normal auditor, a special auditor takes auditing to a whole new level of competence.

These individuals are hard to come by. When you see one, make sure to let them know.

Person A: You're clearly not a proper auditor.

Person B: What do you mean?

Person A: You're a special auditor!

Person B: Oh ok. smiles

by FergusK October 10, 2011

Auditors Paradox

A company policy whereby the doors are to remain locked until after the Auditor has left the building results in a paradox in which the auditor is unable to leave the building resulting in continuous audit.

You see if we get the company to send an e-mail saying the doors are to remain locked until the auditors leave it will create an Auditors Paradox, the auditor will be unable to leave the building resulting in continuous billing at an hourly rate in perpetuity.

by JimmyJohn7 October 7, 2008