Attenshun hoar

All the women of 404 error, namely one known as "Jennifer/Guitar/NUG"

by Not santa November 7, 2003

false attender

someone who attends as many events as possible on facebook, probably to look "busy" and/or hypersocial, but rarely shows up to those events.

Looking at her facebook, you would think she'd never have to time to eat or sleep. But anyone knowing here, says she's a false attender, just doing it for her image.

by notso_r February 3, 2013

Attendeficitis

A medical condition in 'normal' people that makes them susceptible to conform to ideas and motives caused by the conglomeration of thoughts and ideas between 2 or more people with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). When these people combine their disordered and slightly dysfunctional brain knowledge, verbose phrases and illogical ideas spew forth from their mouths, causing confusion and havoc around them. They may seem convincing and intelligent, but don't be tricked, it's the Attendeficitis affecting you.

My friends woke me up at 6 with their obnoxious talk about driving to Canada, which is 8 hours away. Before I knew it, I was in the car...driving us there. Attendeficitis at it's best.

by FTF, Lord of the Flow December 3, 2011

Attenergy

To not pay attention to or waste energy on someone you couldn't give a crap about

I couldn't be bothered wasting my attenergy on him right now.

by Snippetydoo January 8, 2020

attenen

They com up with the best ideas although he/she can be me sometimes

You are an attenen.

by Kaselyiojbfc@% May 20, 2021

Attenshit

The art of pretending to be concerned about something you could give a rat's ass about.

Though trying to look involved during a meeting she was having with her manager, Miranda was suffering from Attenshit Deficit Disorder.

by The BS Express January 20, 2023

attension

Nervousness-causing notice/scrutiny of someone or something.

Dr. Claw and his henchmen were none too happy about Inspector Gadget's attension as they were preparing to escape in their hearse-limo, fearing dat he was suspicious of them and would see through their disguises; they eventually discovered to their immense relief dat he was telling them to pause merely so dat he could open da car's door for them.

by QuacksO February 2, 2023