Arachnoleptic Fit

An arachnoleptic fit is the little dance you do when you walk through a spider web as you try to get it off of you. Often used as a verb or a noun. Can also be used to express distress in seeing a spider.

Darn, I'm just might have an arachnoleptic fit if I see that spider one more time.

Person 1:Is there something wrong with them?
Person 2:Nah, they're just having an arachnoleptic fit.

by Sewsuper November 17, 2011

Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

by Kiz... December 25, 2020

Araceli

One of the most beautiful, stunning, and breath-taking girls you'll ever meet. Undoubtably, they are always loving and caring. They can be extremely stubborn at times, but it'll always make you laugh because it's adorable. Her smile can light up a thousand rooms, and also never fail to make your day better. If you find an Araceli, don't ever let go.

"Hey man, are you dating Araceli?"

"Yeah, I'm the luckiest guy alive"

by (C)ameron October 31, 2012

Arachnads

Spidey's gonads

"My spider-sense detects tingling sensation in my arachnads" said Spidey as he looks at Mary Jane in a wet t-shirt.

by dolop October 29, 2008

arachnid

Fucking disgusting eight-legged abominations created by god to scare the fuck out of you by appearing out of fucking nowhere and disappearing when you get back with your chancla

"Holy fuck I just saw a spider (arachnid),"
*gets chancla*
"Fuck it's gone,"
*fucking moves out*

by snickersnigger May 16, 2018

arachnophilia

An affection for spiders. A spider-lover.

Possessed by arachnophilia, he allowed the spiders to swarm over his body.

by jerdawg March 28, 2005

arachnohomophobia

An intense fear of gay spiders

Guy 1:Dude, lets go explore that abandoned house
Guy 2: Nah, i have arachnohomophobia, i could get raped by gay spiders down there
Guy 1: Rad!

by Aleus247 February 7, 2009