1. n. A charity event combing America's love for bowling and generous spirit designed to raise funds for and awareness of the deadly ebola virus.
Donnie: Dude, I totally rolled a perfect game at the e-bowl-athon last night.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014
Get the E-bowl-athonmug. Staff meetings are supposed to last one hour and stick to an agenda, but the manager lets certain people go off on tangents, and we end up stuck there for an hour and a half. That's why we call them "bore-athons."
by Jiffer June 3, 2011
Get the bore-athonmug. The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
by Renewables July 5, 2022
Get the Jon-Athonmug. A never-ending time of terrible experiences. Combination of nightmare and marathon. It feels like a recurring bad dream.
by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020
Get the nightmare-athonmug. A man typically chasing after love so many times only to get dumped or cheated on but still continues to choose a wrong woman that don't really care about him.
Usually shallow and often tries more hard getting to know a person and infatuate himself thinking he's in love / loving the person rather than spending most his time trying to look for more important things in life. Something that 95% of most love singers and fanfic writers end up from.
Usually shallow and often tries more hard getting to know a person and infatuate himself thinking he's in love / loving the person rather than spending most his time trying to look for more important things in life. Something that 95% of most love singers and fanfic writers end up from.
Lou: Why does he keep jumping woman to woman just to feel happy even though they keep rejecting him many times already, is it that he likes to be hurt or what?
Jones: He certainly is a Mr. Grab-a-bitch-athon than he is a playboy or a stud, that's for sure.
Jones: He certainly is a Mr. Grab-a-bitch-athon than he is a playboy or a stud, that's for sure.
by Doctor Whomst'd've what? September 18, 2025
Get the Mr. Grab-a-bitch-athonmug. by leathervans June 30, 2016
Get the athonmug.