An organized system of beliefs, cultural systems, world views, ideas, and ideals that relate humanity to an order of existence without god. The religion of atheism crowd-sourced under the church of reddit. A sermonizing vanity project that practices ritualistic circlejerking of pseudo-philosophical platitudes originating primarily on facebook. A self-celebrating, fedora wearing scene of experts on Occam's razor. Ontological superfluity.
redditor 1: "What's r/atheism?"
redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"
redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."
redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"
redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."
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Get the athenahealth mug.Not to be mistaken for an atheist who merely uses the internet, an internet atheist is someone who is ubiquitous when it comes to websites or forum threads related to religion. They will often poke fun at religion and religious people, especially Christians and Muslims, but they have a sort of "search and refute" thing going on with Christians, whereas the Muslims usually only fall prey to internet atheists when they happen to come across them. Of course many internet atheists have the habit of searching for Muslims, too.
They usually lack any sense of humor if jokes are made about them, but they find nothing wrong with being incredibly offensive to the point of being disgusting when making jokes about religious people. They also love to show off their knowledge about any subject they might know something about.
They will often make snobby attempts to annoy or insult religious people, sometimes calling them names, but will immediately condemn someone who bothers atheists, homosexuals or liberals if they don't have a legitimate reason. Even if they do have a legitimate reason that justifies their bothering it might not matter. They will also claim they don't discriminate, but they are usually far more polite and accepting if they think you're a fellow atheist.
They usually lack any sense of humor if jokes are made about them, but they find nothing wrong with being incredibly offensive to the point of being disgusting when making jokes about religious people. They also love to show off their knowledge about any subject they might know something about.
They will often make snobby attempts to annoy or insult religious people, sometimes calling them names, but will immediately condemn someone who bothers atheists, homosexuals or liberals if they don't have a legitimate reason. Even if they do have a legitimate reason that justifies their bothering it might not matter. They will also claim they don't discriminate, but they are usually far more polite and accepting if they think you're a fellow atheist.
Jane the Theist - "God sure has given us a fine day. He did a great job creating the birds."
Internet Atheist - "'God' didn't give as anything; 'God' doesn't exist. And the birds are a product of years of evolution and natural selection."
Red the Atheist - "Christians are morons. They sicken me."
Joanne the Christian - "Ya? Well atheists are jerks."
Red the Atheist - "You're making nonsensical generalizations!"
Internet Atheist - "'God' didn't give as anything; 'God' doesn't exist. And the birds are a product of years of evolution and natural selection."
Red the Atheist - "Christians are morons. They sicken me."
Joanne the Christian - "Ya? Well atheists are jerks."
Red the Atheist - "You're making nonsensical generalizations!"
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Get the Athe mug.Just a random 8-year old guy/girl who's sick and tired of sitting on his/her fat ass 24/7 and flunking his/her science test and he/she thinks that by solely being an atheist he/she is instantly a genius and goes to Tumblr/Instagram/YouTube/etc to shove his/her "genius" down innocent Christian's throats. He/she likes to troll Christian (especially the outspoken ones) and make insults and/or unsubstanciated claims e.g. "all catholic priests are pedoes" or "shut up you religitard" and when asked by the guy/priest that he just insulted to make a factual statement proving his atheism he will just insult them and put some Dawkins or Ricky Gervais alongside an insult.
@Internet_Atheist_And_Proud: Go touching little kids you pedo!
@Father_John_456: Stop it, I am already in my 80s, I'm not attracted to anyone, so stop being such a Internet Atheist and take your trolling somewhere else!
@Father_John_456: Stop it, I am already in my 80s, I'm not attracted to anyone, so stop being such a Internet Atheist and take your trolling somewhere else!
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