The Astro

Doing The Astro is defined as whatever you do in secret when no one's around. Everyone does The Astro.

I bet Jimmy's doing The Astro right now. He didn't come to the party.

by You just got yab'd June 6, 2009

Astrology

Bullshit

Astrology is bullshit

by Yaboilongdong November 2, 2019

Astrology

Fake. No you’re not rude because you’re a Aries or Scorpio or whatever the fuck astrologers say.

I’m sorry baby, I’m just a Gemini so I cheat. Please take me back!

No Kelsey, stop blaming Astrology. The way the stars are lined up on your birthday is no excuse for you being an absolute cunt.

Date: Yeah I love astrology it’s totally 100% accurate.
Guy with brain; Ight Imma head out (leaves date)

Guy: I’m a Scorpio and my daily horoscope said that you have to suck my dick
Naive astrologer girl: Really? Ok!

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021

portal astrology

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.

"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"

by udcollege March 30, 2021

astro black

1. extremely blunted, either to the point of blacking out, or reaching a higher state of mind then ever before
2. an enlightened black man

"Last night I took three bong rips, smoked a blunt, and reached astro black"
"Brother Muhammad is all astro black now after reading the Koran all day"

by somaticvibe April 30, 2008

Astrofucker

Basically any self-absorbed, closed-minded STEM person thinking that they're all-mighty and better than anybody else just because of what they chose to pursue. "Astro" coming from astrophysics. Often see people in any other fields (especially creative ones) as lesser beings. They are the douches of the modern era.

Astrofucker: What?! You chose to do lower level mathematics? What a pleb!

Normal person: Shut up astrofucker, not everyone has the same interests as you.

by RPG WOLF January 19, 2020

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006