astroloho

A person who is obsessed with astrology. Ones signs and the spiritual realms. Can also be known as an “astrology hoe”.

Tom: “She asked for my zodiac and the time I was born”

Dave: “Oh she is a astroloho”

by Bitchy-Heika October 21, 2021

astronautocracy

1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.

2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.

With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 13, 2005

Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.

I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.

by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

Astrobattle

1.An old school asteroid game made new with componets and modules including, battery,micro reactor,lite cannon,heavy cannon,electronic beam,riffle, bride for the crew and trusses made out of Titanium and steel.
2. a game that features player made ships and multiplayer options.

"astrobattle is decent creative game"

by someone June 21, 2004

Astrobate

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.

when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.

by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011

Astromatch

When your astrology sign is a perfect match with your significant other's sign.

Me and my husband are a perfect astromatch! He's a Taurus and I'm a Scorpio.

by Caitlyn Aest October 18, 2016

Astropadoodle

An astronaut poodle noodles

I am an astropadoodle

by K2468 July 11, 2018