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astrogliding

Verb. Meaning the act of well-lubricated anal sex or a well-lubricated handjob. The polar opposite of dryjack or dryfuck. In terms of anal, usually pertaining to fast, frenzied, and incredibly pleasurable. Never used in the singular.
1. It didn't take long for Matt to reach an incredible, trembling climax while he was furiously astrogliding his lover.
2. Nobody was interested in the fact that Jack was astrogliding to the sound of Angela's voice.
by Miss Necrosis M. Atrophy May 16, 2006
mugGet the astroglidingmug.

Astroglide

2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet
She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.
by John R. December 9, 2003
mugGet the Astroglidemug.

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.
If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.
by hititlong January 6, 2006
mugGet the astroglide surprisemug.

astroglide ponytail

A string of astroglide left on the receiver's ass after anal intercourse.
I left that slut with an astroglide ponytail!
by Fearstyle March 10, 2008
mugGet the astroglide ponytailmug.

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