back asswards

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

by MrSmokey February 4, 2006

Asswards

To head in the general directions of booty.

lets go asswards to the other side of the club.

by J Hyphen Money Sign December 17, 2008

Asswipadexterous

The ability to wipe your butt with using either or both hands

Turns out I’m not asswipadexterous , I was in the bathroom earlier and could not wipe with my left hand.

by missDemeanor October 18, 2020

saswizard

A Sasquatch wizard

Dude, did you see that saswizard? he turned me into a frog!

by saswizard May 9, 2023

Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."

by 4zBratz August 19, 2021