Asswater

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

by tutash June 6, 2003

Assagore

Assagore is one of Joekamel's most feared adversary. He attacks by blowing a shockwave of stink at his opponents. There is also a children's Assagore hippity hop with hidden candy storage container in Assagore's main battle orfice.

Oh no here comes Assagore with his blow attack.

by Brian Carter November 18, 2007

asswalker

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

by El Matt February 28, 2008

assbaggery

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

by ferlishious December 3, 2007

assbag

a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people

That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag

by Paul April 3, 2003

assbag

Assbag is a common word used to explain the level of douchbaggery that an asshole has sunk to.

On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"

by schirato December 3, 2010

Asswig

Technically means asshole, but comes up as "asswig" when your friends can't text with T9 on your phone.

"You're a fuckin' asswig!"

by admmmmm February 4, 2010