When you use your hook ups, your status, your money, or whatever to pull ass for yourself. Instead of using these things to your advantage to get normal stuff you use it to your assvantage to get ass.
My Dad is the drummer for the Grateful Dead... And although everyone tells me I should, I don't really use that to my assvantage.
by zwill May 28, 2006
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Very similar in meaning to poontang, infact it is only an inch away...
1. A females behind.
2. The act of anal sex with a female.
1. A females behind.
2. The act of anal sex with a female.
by Leroy rocks September 17, 2006
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by dr. mbg May 11, 2009
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"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."
by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011
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Henry was able to sit down for a long day of assanitting.
Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter
Sean assanit himself a new toque for winter
by Oscar-rio May 31, 2009
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