asshack

A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.

The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.

by aksival July 3, 2007

asschopsticks

when you buddy falls asleep in a recliner and you stand over him/her, spread your cheeks and attempt to pick up their face with your ass......It's hard as hell at first just like using chopstix.

Wow, Jay sure was pissed when Danny woke him up with the asschopsticks

by Mailmanjoe June 3, 2005

Asshat

A term that generally used to refer to an individual who has their head permently impaled in their ass making it impossible for the to be useful in any situation.

Ryan fucking Cannon is a real asshat.

by Chaos company July 16, 2014

Asshands

n) A condition caused by digging ones hands into feces or by actually sticking one's hands into an ass. (n) A person who has done either of these things.

I got asshands trying to get that cow shit out of my dog's mouth.

Dammit. Asshands is here. Hide the good bathroom soap.

by Jackpott September 6, 2020

matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 7, 2012

asshaberdasher

A true buttsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Mike: See that asshaberdasher over there?
Linda: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

nigga asscheek walmart

A nigga in walmart with thick asscheeks

Mark: Hey man wanna go to walmart?

Steve: No way, havent you heard?
Mark: Heard what?
Steve: Nigga asscheek walmart

by ig: meme.maniac__ May 25, 2019