asstoo

An asstoo is a tattoo that someone gets on their rear end. It is much like a tramp stamp but on the ass.

"That girl just bent over and I saw her asstoo, it was a tattoo of a butt crack."

by hannahhairplane February 9, 2010

asstoo

An asstoo is when you get your ass or hips tatooed. Girls do this more then guys.

Did you see her butterfly asstoo its hot.

by Joe Kicks Your Ass June 28, 2006

asstroturfing

The same as astroturfing, except done so ineptly that the astroturfer makes an ass of himself.

That viral was so obviously staged; I hate it when companies start asstroturfing.

by NTUK November 18, 2009

assfootoligist

afterwards when you get a size 12 foot up your ass this is what you will call in order to get my foot out of your ass!!!

help, help, call the assfootoligist i got a foot in my ass!!

by docass February 28, 2010

asstortoise

its just one of those shits that are so fat you think they are never gonna come out.

dude chris that asstortoise was so big it felt like there was a truck coming out of my ass

by baggee September 14, 2006

Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.

Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

asstoo

When you get drunk and get a tatoo on your ass.

Hey Wes, you got to sit down for this. We got drunk at the rugby game and ended up getting asstoo's.

by ALexfromradford October 5, 2009