assmaster

An expert at anal sex and often used in connection with a martial arts theme.

Jill's new boyfriend is an eight degree black belt, maximum thickness, assmaster and Jill's ass is his new dojo.

by cartman69 March 30, 2005

Assmaster jackson

Not your typical jackson, but Assmaster Jackson. Droppin fools and breakin tools. Better ace that school and bring dem jewels. If you don't know the rule you betta drop that stool...out yo butthole.

Assmaster jackson ruled the school with his dirty stool, droppin those fools before he got dem jewels.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 22, 2022

asstastic

1. When talking about a person, it's a good term, meaning they are attractive in the ass department.

2. When used in a situation, this means you are not satisfied with the outcome.

1. Damn, Jennifer Aniston is asstastic!
2. I'm going to the dentist today, this shit's asstastic.

by i look like hell August 17, 2009

High Ass Taste

A term that describes the taste in your mouth from coughing on the smoke of a cashed bowl.

You are smoking a bowl and you think it is cashed, when you go to suck it through you hit it really hard trying to clear it but there is more there than you think, then it finaly sucks through and you start to cough on the smoke. Your mouth is stained with the ass taste from the end of the bowl but you are super high from coughing...High Ass Taste!

by ~*KDIZZ*~ May 13, 2009

Harry Assmaster

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.

"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?"
"That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night"
"Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."

by crunchbitemsc November 3, 2011

assmaster

someone who masters the ass.

Don't be an assmaster, KYLE!

by Maria Peters October 2, 2007

asstastrophe

combining the words “ass” and “catastrophe”, it’s a term for an excessively large, messy, and odorous bowel movement

“Damn! I just had an asstastrophe in the bathroom, you might want to spray some Febreze in there”

by tl77 November 26, 2010