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1) a berating, downing insult
2) A Straight person that displays homosexual tendencies
3) a person that has tendency to be dirty,unclean and dishevilled
4) any combination of the above
"Shut-up assmuff!"
or
"Come here assmuff..."
assmuff by anon-e-mouse January 2, 2005

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries 

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe
you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

Assmuffing 

Stop talking, you assmuffing robot!!

Ass Muffin 

When the tip of your poop sticks out of of your ass.
"Damn Marty, I got an ass muffin yesterday after the chipotle!"
Ass Muffin by Faggot-chan November 29, 2015
An insulting term (invented while under various controlled substances) can be used to refer to basically anything you don't like... or things you really do like. It doesn't really matter as long as you deliver the word in a british accent.
SUCKS TO YOUR ASSMUFF!
I lost my assmuff last weekend!
BLOODY 'ELL YOU DIRTY ASSMUFF
assmuff by thesketchskanks1 December 18, 2009

assmuffler 

an insult i invented. i don't really use it to mean anything in particular, but i guess an assmuffler could be a slur for a gay man. like he muffles asses with his dick?
my brother paul is a total assmuffler ?
assmuffler by david wiles February 27, 2005