ass muffin 

The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.

dude, you really need to get a taste of Chris's ass muffin, it's to die for!

ass muffin by theprettiestbaglady March 5, 2009

assmuff 

1) a berating, downing insult
2) A Straight person that displays homosexual tendencies
3) a person that has tendency to be dirty,unclean and dishevilled
4) any combination of the above

"Shut-up assmuff!"
or
"Come here assmuff..."

assmuff by anon-e-mouse January 2, 2005

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries 

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe

you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries by urban genius May 12, 2009

Assmuffing 

A rusty trombone without the trombone (See rusty trombone)

Stop talking, you assmuffing robot!!

Assmuffing by DynamiteDynamite May 5, 2010

Ass Muffin 

When the tip of your poop sticks out of of your ass.

"Damn Marty, I got an ass muffin yesterday after the chipotle!"

Ass Muffin by Faggot-chan November 29, 2015

assmuff 

An insulting term (invented while under various controlled substances) can be used to refer to basically anything you don't like... or things you really do like. It doesn't really matter as long as you deliver the word in a british accent.

SUCKS TO YOUR ASSMUFF!
I lost my assmuff last weekend!
BLOODY 'ELL YOU DIRTY ASSMUFF

assmuff by thesketchskanks1 December 18, 2009

assmuffler 

an insult i invented. i don't really use it to mean anything in particular, but i guess an assmuffler could be a slur for a gay man. like he muffles asses with his dick?

my brother paul is a total assmuffler ?

assmuffler by david wiles February 27, 2005