asshold

When you squeeze your butt cheeks really hard to keep the turtle head from coming out.

"Man, it's a good thing I found a bathroom because this asshold wasn't going to last."

by Paco Gonzales October 20, 2004

assmolotty

(adjective, noun, verb)
having round & ample buttocks

We should call her assmolotty because she got more ass than she got body.

by yojinbou February 25, 2008

asshold

(v): the action of attaining a firm grip on a tight ass
(n): the grip that is held on a tight ass

Nobody wants to asshold a flabby ass.

I had a really good asshold but then she smacked my hand away!

by theitalianNAP June 2, 2009

asshold

ass-hold

A chair or seat.

I hate this asshold

by Bilal H. December 15, 2010

asshold

when you complement your superior for a job well done, in spite of his complete foolishness

pence is a complete asshold when he complements trump...

by jimbosowne July 16, 2018

asshold

The act of storing things in one's asshole

I'll just stick this cocaine in my asshold.

by SteveQuake June 9, 2023

Assmodeus

An excellent male pornstar name!

Variant of Asmodeus. See the definition of that word so you can understand why "Assmodeus" is a great male pornstar name. Get it? Ass-modeus? *rimshot*

If I ever become a male pornstar, then I know what name will I be called.

ASSMODEUS!!

by Mark H May 29, 2004