dick assman

yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)

boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name

by totallyurmom February 27, 2022

assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005

assbeans

Beans from ones ass. Often used when somthign unwanted occurs.

Aww assbeans i lost my car keys.

by Alex Trebek July 21, 2003

Assmeats

The two chunks of flesh that shit tumble out of.

I hope to slide my tubesteak in between her assmeats.

by John Thomas1928 April 8, 2010

assman

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."

And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!

by yeyYAY June 16, 2006

assmeats

1. Meats from the assiest region
2. Rectal meat commonly found in meat pies and hotdogs
3. Flavoursome meat

I hunger for assmeats bitch!!

by Sathan April 24, 2003

assbean

the result of too much anal sex, skittle sized cum covered peices of poo

by Anonymous July 20, 2003