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asstronomer

A proctologist who is so very into his profession, quite likely because of himself being gay.
God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.
by Mark H June 11, 2004
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asstronomy

1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anal bodies and phenomena.

2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.
After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.

"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOUR ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.

After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
by Bennett doctor in asstronomy February 10, 2006
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asstronaut

A gay who explores places where no man has been before.
Jared Mezzochi is an asstronaut
by Andrei May 15, 2004
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asstronomer

(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of ass (usually female).
herbert was an avid asstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an ass just by looking at it.
by carlos c March 3, 2008
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asstron

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron
adj. asstronic
bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!
by mmm February 23, 2005
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Asstronut

Someone who really enjoys all the different forms of anal sex.
I had to go see a proctologist. He put his finger up my ass. I thought, "Man he has a big finger!" Then I realized that both his hands were on my hips. What an Asstronut!
by Dick Brown December 9, 2006
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