God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.
by Mark H June 11, 2004
Get the asstronomer mug.1. The scientific study of matter in the anus, especially the positions, dimensions, distribution, motion, composition, energy, and evolution of anal bodies and phenomena.
2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.
2. Examination of the anus, usealy with a telescope.
After Anal Ella got pounded by a 14 inch cock, she had to go to a special doctor, who was very skilled at the art of asstronomy.
"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOUR ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.
After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
"My uncle Ted knows a lot about asstronomy, I'm sure he could tell you a lot about YOUR ANUS." said Jimmy, who was then promptly beat up.
After Robyn had an asstromomier preform asstronomy on her ass, he found 5 condoms, 3 pounds of seman, 2 pencils, and 1 toy robot.
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A gay who explores places where no man has been before.
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by Andrei May 15, 2004
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Get the asstron mug.I had to go see a proctologist. He put his finger up my ass. I thought, "Man he has a big finger!" Then I realized that both his hands were on my hips. What an Asstronut!
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