ASSINOSIS

The disease that causes someone to be a constant asshole

My wife has assinosis!

by JPS66 February 15, 2007

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 3, 2003

Assmosis

The passive transmission of misinformation by speaking out of one's ass.

Sitting next to like-minded people reassuring themselves of their rightness of their positions, the only info being passed around is thru assmosis.

by JazzMeaner October 9, 2016

Assintoses

When someone constantly smells like butt.

Bro that kid got some hella assintoses.

by Mendel h May 21, 2018

Assmosis

A process by which a dumb inept individual attains high status and success by kissing up to superiors and stepping on co workers to attain empty undeserved success in a corporate environment.

It was evident that their success had attained not through intelligence, hard work or through experience but it was through assmosis.

by co09 April 19, 2006

assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.

I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.

by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014

Assnosis

The act of inducing a trance-like state via the use of an Amazing, hypnotic butt, usually by swaying or other repetitive motions

“My god, i think i spent five minutes just staring at that girls butt”
“So you experienced Assnosis?

by skullman2033 September 7, 2020